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A lot of people asked Me to destroy Mar-a-lago, so I responded.
HELLO HUMANS ON THE LORD THY GOD
WELCOME TO THE GOD SHOW TODAY I'M GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT HURRICANES
OKAY CUZ THERE'S LIKE A MAJOR HURRICANE HEADED TOWARDS FLORIDA
WHICH IS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND HOLD ON GOOD TIMES SO LIKE EVERYBODY'S LIKE
PRAYING TO ME ONE WAY OR THE OTHER FOR THE HURRICANE AND
IT'S LIKE WHAT ABOUT MOTHER NATURE WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YOU KNOW
SENDING DIRECT YOUR PRAYERS AND CONCERNS TO MOTHER NATURE BECAUSE
IT'S LIKE SORT OF HER DEAL AND YOU KNOW NOT MY DEPARTMENT
AND BUT ANYWAY I'M SEEING TONS OF COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO
ARE LIKE HEY GOD CAN YOU LIKE SEND A HURRICANE TOMORROW LOGO AND
DESTROY TRUMP'S YOU KNOW SOUTHERN RACIST WHITE HOUSE AND
I'M LIKE OKAY I GET IT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS I HATE DRIVING
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ASKING ME TO SEND A HURRICANE HOW IS THAT ANY
DIFFERENT THAN LIKE PAT ROBERTSON MAN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
DON'T GO DOWN THAT ROAD DON'T DON'T BE LIKE THAT MAN YOU
KNOW I UNDERSTAND YOU HATE THEM AND STUFF AND YOU KNOW EVERYBODY
DOES MOST OF THE MOST PART BUT LIKE DON'T ASK ME TO PEOPLE
THAT AIN'T COOL I CAN'T GET BEHIND THAT YOU KNOW I MIGHT
DO A SINK HOLE HERE WERE THERE I MIGHT YOU KNOW FLOOD THE BASEMENT
BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIKE YOU KNOW DESTROY ENTIRE BUILDINGS BECAUSE
IT MAKES YOU HAPPY OKAY THE WHOLE SMITING AND KILLING THING
IT IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK VERY GOOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND ANYWAY
YOU KNOW THERE'S HURRICANES COMING AND THE POINT IS THAT PEOPLE
GOOD PEOPLE SAINTS AND SINNERS ALIKE THEY THEY SUFFER AND
THE IMPORTANT THING AFTER HURRICANE IS TO IS TO HELP THE PEOPLE
THAT THAT HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH IT AND AND YOU CAN DO THAT
IN A VARIETY OF WAYS SHARE YOU KNOW YOU CAN DONATE MONEY YOU
CAN YOU CAN SHARE LINKS TO DONATE YOU KNOW TO TO HELP YOU CAN
YOU CAN HEAD DOWN THERE YOURSELF YOU KNOW YOU CAN ONE THINGS
THAT AREN'T HELPFUL ARE ASKING ME TO KILL PEOPLE AND LIKE
FIGHTING WITH PEOPLE ONLINE AND IF YOU'RE LIKE THE PRESIDENT
YOU KNOW ATTACKING THE THAT WAS THE VICTIM OF THIS HORRIBLE
DISASTER IS ALSO SOMETHING THAT PROBABLY SHOULD BE AVOIDED BUT YOU
KNOW THAT HASN'T STOPPED THE ??? HAT AND CHIEF FROM ATTACKING
PUERTO RICO EVERY TIME THAT THEY HAVE A ??? HURRICANE CUZ
YOU KNOW HE'S RACIST ANYWAY PLEASE LIKE LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR
HURRICANES OKAY IF YOU'RE GETTING A LOT OF HURRICANES MAYBE
STOP DESTROYING THE CLIMATE WITH ALL OF YOUR POLLUTION AND GARBAGE
AND ??? STUPID ??? YOU STUPID FOX AND ALSO YOU KNOW
LIKE I UNDERSTAND YOUR RECYCLING AND THAT'S GOOD YOU KNOW
THE COMMON PERSON IS DOING THEY'RE DOING THEIR DAMNEST TO RECYCLE
THESE DAYS AND MOST OF YOU I REALLY I REALLY WATCH IT YOU
KNOW YOU'RE SEPARATING THE PLASTICS AND THE CARDBOARD AND YOU'RE
TAKING IT OUT TO THE CURB AND GOOD JOB BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ABOUT
THOSE CORPORATIONS AND SHARED THAT THEY DO THEY DO A TON
OF POLLUTING MAN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ONCE AGAIN
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIKE RUN FOR OFFICE OR SOME ??? YOU THE
PERSON WATCHING THIS I KNOW YOU THINK YOU KNOW I COULDN'T GET ELECTED
YES YOU CAN DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN ARE YOU A GOOD PERSON GIVE
IT A TRY BECAUSE YOU KNOW HUMANS ARE DESTROYING THE PLANET
AND YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY ON YOU TO FIX IT AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO BE LIKE SUPER DUPER SMART AND STUFF AND I MEAN TO BE
HONEST IN ALL REALITY YOU KNOW WE'RE WATCHING THE TRACK RECORD
OF HUMAN SO FAR IT REALLY DOES SEEM LIKE THE WORLD IS ??? YOU
KNOW YOU KNOW GONNA BE A FLOOD AND THEN WELL THE WORLD IS
NOT ??? AGAIN AS GEORGE CARLIN SAID THE WORLD IS GOING TO
BE FINE OKAY IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ??? OKAY ??? AND YOU
CAN'T STOP DOING THE WRONG THINGS IT'S CRAZY IT'S REALLY CRAZY
IT'S REALLY CRAZY BUT ANYWAY YOU KNOW I FEEL FOR YOU BECAUSE
A LOT OF YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE YOU DID NOTHING TO BE IN
THIS POSITION AND THE WORLD WAS ??? UP WHEN YOU WERE BORN AND
YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN AND JUST JUST KEEP TRYING JUST
KEEP TRYING MAYBE YOU'LL SAVE THIS THIS CRAZY HUMAN RACE
OR MAYBE IT'LL FLOOD OR MAYBE THE FLAG I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT
I GUESS SO YOU KNOW BUT I GET TO HIGH GROUND STAY SAFE BE OKAY
YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE IF YOU'RE IN AN AREA THAT'S GONNA GET AHEAD
OF HURRICANE DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU THEY SAY TO GET OUT OF
HERE GET THE ??? OUT OF THERE GET AWAY FROM THE BEACHES GET OFF
THE BEACH BUT PLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO LIKE FIX EVERYTHING
AND KILL EVERYONE CUZ I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS ??? YOU KNOW
IT'S EVERYTHING I CAN DO JUST PUT OUT NEW BLOGS OKAY SO IF YOU ENJOYED THAT PLEASE
MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL
BECAUSE I I I'VE GOT I NEED YOUR LIKES AND YOUR COMMENTS
AND YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS JUST TO TO KEEP EXISTING THANKS SEE YOU
NEXT TIME HUMANS HI I'M GOD IF YOU ENJOYED THAT CLICK
THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON BELOW AND YOU'LL GO TO HEAVEN I PROMISE

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